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This Is a Test

This Is a Test

By Stephen Gregg.

Product Code: T73000

One-act Play

Comedy

Cast size: 13 to 15 either gender.


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Min. Royalty Rate: $55.00/perf

Synopsis

As the ticking clock reminds you, only 60 minutes remain to complete this oh-so-important predictor of your future. But you didn't get the review sheets, the teacher doesn't like you and your classmates are blatantly cheating. Time passes and the voices in your head remind you that though you are having trouble with the test, your personal life is far, far worse. Then you reach the essay question. The good news—it's an opinion essay. The bad news—it's in Chinese. And things aren't going to get better!

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On pages 21, 22 and 25 of the script, there are made-up and offensive Chinese phrases. Until the book can be reprinted with updates and corrections, please replace these lines with the dialog provided as a PDF in the Downloads tab.

Details

  • Status In stock
  • Type of Show One-act Play
  • Product Code T73000
  • Minimum Cast Size 13
  • Pages of Dialogue 21
  • Min. Royalty Rate $55.00/perf
  • Approx. Run Time 30 min
  • Staging One int. set.

Categories

  • Target Audience Young Audiences | Middle School | High School | College and Adult | Family (all ages)
  • Performing Group Middle School | High School
  • Genre Comedy
  • ISBN(13) 9780871294425

* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

Customer Reviews

This is a Test is a perfect one-act about the anxiety and absurdity of high school life and the nightmare experiences of taking the big test.

Karen Romant, Lincoln High School, Tallahassee, Fla.

This play is a great one-act with easy staging that can be put together quickly. My students really enjoyed performing it.

Megan Lotti, Rincon Vista Middle School, Vail, Ariz.

When the clock stopped ticking, the applause began! This is the perfect play for middle school actors.

Christine Troy, Morgan County Middle School, Versailles, Mo.

If you have ever struggled taking a test and got caught up in listening to the voices in your head, This Is a Test replicates your feelings. It is a great piece to highlight one of your best actors as well as have a great supporting ensemble.

Robin Evans-DelCiappo, Dalton High School, Dalton, Ohio

This Is a Test is a wonderful opportunity for young actors to explore a range of emotions, to improvise, and to develop comedic skills.

Richard Bellamy, Cape Cod Academy, Osterville, Mass.

A perfect play for beginning actors! The "nightmare" that Alan experiences is one all students can relate to. Also, this can be done anywhere because the staging is so simple.

Penny Burdette, Lindale ISD High School, Lindale, Texas

This play remains a perennial favorite with audiences of all ages! Who can't relate to the idea of the killer test, and we've all had "that teacher"—the one who seems to dislike you no matter what. The levels of humor and subtle shifts in time and place make this play entertaining and fun to produce.

Jennifer Pasko, Solanco High School, Quarryville, Pa.

This Is a Test is a pure delight. This is the third time I have produced it. It was such a hit, we have been asked to perform it at our fall teachers' opening day workshop.

Linda Garvin, Cactus Shadows High School, Cave Creek, Ariz.

Very apt for today's high test-high stakes environment. This Is a Testis hilarious—most of the best parts are in the movements between the lines.

Marc Aronson, Coconut Creek High School, Coconut Creek, Fla.

This Is a Test should be This Is a Scream! The play about text anxiety is so timely and our student audience roared. Parents, teachers, and students all enjoyed it.

Randy Burse, Gallatin High School, Gallatin, Tenn.

The flexibility in casting and the age of the roles make this a perfect high school show.

Bill Jacobsen, Hunting Hills High School, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

Wonderful show and perfect for the ongoing pandemic. Fun moments and great opportunity for humor on stage.

Roxanne Penz, Wester Middle School, Frisco, Texas

This Is a Test is a well-written, smart, funny and age- appropriate play. It's easy to stage and allows for the director to be creative with the lights, sound and chorus.

Laura Woods, Iron Horse Middle School, San Ramon, Calif.

This Is a Test has it all: humor, great characters, easy set design, easy-to-make costumes, simple props and very simple blocking. Audiences will laugh and laugh. Principals love it!

Tracey Miller, League City Intermediate School, League City, Texas

A Great Middle School Play with middle school characters and situations—my kids laughed from the opening read to the last night —they loved performing in this show.

Matt Demko, Weare Middle School, Weare, N.H.

This is a fabulous script to use with a high school cast. They can expand upon the ideas provided in order to make it their own.

Judine Brey, Colby High School, Colby, Wis.

Audiences were absolutely delighted with this play. We performed it the morning of our final exams. The students and teachers laughed at the antics of the class as well as reactions of Alan. Great play for a high school. Would make an excellent competition piece.

Harriett Whitlock, West Florence High School, Florence, SC

What a great show! My cast was laughing at the dialog weeks into rehearsal, and the audience response was top level.

Ed Fitzgerald, Kemps Landing Magnet School, Virginia Beach, BA

Easy to stage, direct. My school has no theater facility. This play was perfect. It is an ideal play for middle school.

Steve Mann, Cassville R-IV S. D., Cassville, MO

This is one of the best one-acts we have ever produced in our school's 20-year history. It is hilarious, artistic, incredibly well written, and a joy to produce!

Mike Wilson, Golden West High School, Visalia, CA

The actors and audience had a great deal of fun with the play. It was wonderful to see the students improve their comic timing as the play went on. They took risks because they could relate to the play.

R. Braund, Revelstoke Secondary School, Revelstoke, BC

Perfect show to put together quickly and with limited resources.

Mitchell Bean, Brownville Village Theatre, Brownville, Neb.

Hints, Tips, and Tricks

I had "the chorus" dress as parochial school students. My pre-show music was any song that had the word "school" in it: "School's Out," "Be True to Your School," "High School Rock," etc.

Tracey Miller, League City Intermediate School, League City, Texas

We used a fog machine when the chorus entered and also when Alan's mother came in to give the impression that it was all in his imagination.

Michaele Lux, Andrew Jackson High School, Chalmette, La.

Props/sight gags worked well for chorus and students—music and sound effects also effective. "Teacher" role became "Every Teacher" parody open to interpretation.

Randy Burse, Gallatin High School, Gallatin, Tenn.

Involve the chorus in the action—I had mine travel so their job was more exciting.

Dana Davis, Prairie Trail Junior High, Olathe, Kan.

Use of a metronome really adds to the mood!

Nate Campbell, Badger Ridge Middle School, Verona, Wis.

A large ensemble of "students" who take the test around or behind "Alan" will really add to the overall effect of this "every student's nightmare." Each character on stage should have a unique personality told through "reaction" and costume.

Marc Aronson, Coconut Creek High School, Coconut Creek, Fla.

The trickiest part is moving the teacher around through the desks without upstaging him/her. There needs to be maneuvering room.

Thalia McMillion, Derby Academy, Hingham, Mass.

Always remember the importance of the chorus. Cast strong people in the chorus and focus on making the chorus the 'engine' of the play.

Jeremy Williams, Cook High School, Adel, Ga.

Production Map

Location City State Opens Closes
Lennard High School Ruskin FL 11/15/2024 03/19/2025
Groom School Groom TX 03/19/2025 03/19/2025
Lawrence High School Fairfield ME 03/07/2025 03/22/2025
Garden City High School Garden City TX 03/25/2025 03/25/2025
Summit High School Spring Hill TN 03/28/2025 03/28/2025
Faith Christian School Dixon IL 04/04/2025 04/05/2025
Westville High School Westville IL 04/04/2025 04/05/2025
Leland & Gray Uhsd #34 Townshend VT 03/22/2025 04/12/2025
Glacier High School Kalispell MT 04/17/2025 04/18/2025
Walnut Grove High School Loganville GA 04/18/2025 04/19/2025
Kenworthy Performing Arts Centre Moscow ID 04/19/2025 04/20/2025
William Glesby Centre Portage la Prairie 05/03/2025 05/03/2025
Westmont Hilltop Junior/Senior High School Johnstown PA 05/02/2025 05/04/2025
St. Francis Episcopal School Houston TX 05/10/2025 05/11/2025
Hondo High School Hondo TX 03/19/2025 05/30/2025

Downloads

File Description File Format
Chinese Corrections pdf Download
Performance Poster pdf Download

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