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Two Witches, No Waiting

Two Witches, No Waiting

By Pat Cook.

Product Code: TU1000

Full-length Play

Comedy

Cast size: 3m., 5w.


Livestream and Record & Stream Rights Available


Rights and availability

This title can be licensed and sold throughout the World.

* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

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Min. Royalty Rate: $90.00/perf

Synopsis

Arlene Marcus and her sister, Elzbeth, are known far and wide in South Texas as friendly, charitable and a little eccentric. This is understandable, because it is also known that they are witches. At least, that's the story, especially the one spread by their housekeeper, Opal Dunn, just before she vanished without a trace. Sheriff Jeb Abercrombie seems a little shy about investigating for some reason, which bothers Elzbeth, who has a crush on the lawman. Arlene's son, Jeremy, tries to keep a lid on things by trying to get the sisters to sell their house. And who wants desperately to buy the property? Eustace Sternwood, his fiancés father. Of course, Sternwood didn't reckon on dealing with people who read bumps on his head, a "recipe book" full of spells and potions and getting lost in Elzbeth's "mystery room." Jeremy already has his hands full, so what happens when he seems to be falling in love with Bonnie, the new housekeeper? And just who is she? And why does she keep making reports to someone over her cellphone? It's a heady brew of twists and turns, where barn owls spy on people through windows, closets fly open and even the house itself seems alive. Of course, it's all par for the course, especially when you have Two Witches, No Waiting.

Notes

Livestream and Record & Stream Rights Available

Details

  • Status In stock
  • Type of Show Full-length Play
  • Product Code TU1000
  • Minimum Cast Size 8
  • Pages of Dialogue 83
  • Min. Royalty Rate $90.00/perf
  • Approx. Run Time 90 min
  • Staging One int. set.

Categories

  • Target Audience High School | College and Adult | Family (all ages) | Senior Adults
  • Performing Group High School | College Theatre | Community Theatre | Professional Theatre | Senior Theatre | Touring Group | Dinner Theatre
  • Genre Comedy
  • ISBN(13) 9781583429440

* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

Customer Reviews

This is a very well written, funny, and family friendly show. It does require a fairly intensive set to build with multiple doors and a staircase, so if you don't have the means to make those, you may need to get creative. It was perfect for my high school students, the jokes and gags were hilarious but all very school appropriate as well!

Brian Mattison, Middleton High School, Middleton, Idaho

Hints, Tips, and Tricks

Creating the fireplace was interesting. We used the expanding insulating foam to create it. I wrapped the frame in plastic so it could be reused in other productions. I did no realize the foam would continue to shrink up when I took it off the plastic and set it in the framing. By the end it had shrunk up 3 inches off the floor. I would probably build a frame that would be used again instead of preserving base box.

Roxanne Morken, SEND Community Theater, Walcott, N.D.

Production Map

Location City State Opens Closes
Stone's Throw Dinner Theatre Carthage MO 05/02/2025 05/11/2025