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The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons

The Impracticality of Modern-Day Mastodons

By Rachel Teagle.

Product Code: IG4000

Full-length Play

Comedy | Drama

Cast size: 1m., 2w., 3 to 16 any gender.


Livestream and Record & Stream Rights Available


Rights and availability

This title can be licensed and sold throughout the World.

* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

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Min. Royalty Rate: $90.00/perf

Synopsis

Suddenly, all childhood dreams have come true, and the world is full of astronauts, ballerinas, cowboys and princesses. It’s a brave and glorious new world for everyone but Jess, who wanted to be a mastodon when she grew up. With the help of her friendly vocational advisor and her super-spy boyfriend, Jess embarks on a journey to find her place in the world and discover why it seems to be unraveling. An offbeat comedy about ambition, vocation and restlessness.

Notes

Livestream and Record & Stream Rights Available

Details

  • Status In stock
  • Type of Show Full-length Play
  • Product Code IG4000
  • Minimum Cast Size 6
  • Pages of Dialogue 69
  • Min. Royalty Rate $90.00/perf
  • Approx. Run Time 90 min
  • Staging Flexible dreamlike spaces.

Categories

  • Target Audience High School | College and Adult
  • Performing Group High School | College Theatre | Community Theatre
  • Genre Comedy | Drama
  • ISBN(13) 9781619593404

* Please note the royalty rate listed is the minimum royalty rate per performance. The actual royalty rate will be determined upon completion of a royalty application.

Media Reviews

“Under its considerable charm and playfulness, Mastodons investigates the complex yin-and-yang of aspirations and dreams.” —Chicago Reader

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